A.D.D. vs. Proper Time Management: The Horrific Truth!
Just in case anyone is reading this you might want to remember that the whole reason for being here in the first place is something funny or interesting might happen at any moment. And who knows what could happen! Surely I don’t. Why, the most unexpected and dazzling thing might be lurking right around the corner and you may never even get to find out what it was because you didn’t hang around long enough. And you know damn well that just as soon as your attention gets diverted for that one microsecond that you looked away it’ll pass by in a flurry of spindly legs and monochromatic geometric shapes that you’ll just miss seeing because you couldn’t keep your eyes off of the naked silhouette prancing around in the ad for a practically free mortgage. You almost clicked on it to, had you not heard the barely audible wisp of something inexplicably strange right behind you. But alas; you didn’t hit the back button fast enough and it was gone…
Too bad, 'cause it was really COOL!
~C
