Pork Chop Filibuster Revivalist
Ever had the urge to pack more spam than was necessary into corrugated banana crates and ship them to various individuals whose line of reasoning was suspect due to thier toxic ingestion of fluorocarbons that they managed to scrape off the inside of broken radiator caps that were left to the hier of a futuristic matador from Bavaria who just recently sold his favorite pig to the Sultan of a very tiny nation known as "Aradiuulazstickistanistan" for twenty seven million cases of wax lips to provide the safe passage of lunatic boll weevles who have been ardently dismissed by the the creator of multiple universes who is a psychopath with a penchant for glueing matchsticks together for the amusment of several small stylized ornothologists who have never been anywhere near the pudding you were saving for 'lycanthropic disco wrestling night' at the local tavern where you like to divulge to the bartender your childhood dream of packing more spam than was necessary into corrugated banana crates and ship them to various individuals whose line of reasoning was abject due to thier toxic ingestion of hydrocarbons that they managed to scrape off the inside of broken radiator nozzles that were left to the hier of a futuristic boyar from Latvia who just recently sold his favorite clam to the Sultan of a very tiny nation known as "Abaniuulzastickistania" for twenty seven million cases of heart worms to provide the safe return of lunatic chop sticks who have been ardently dismissed by the the creator of multiple personalities who is a psychopath with a penchant for glueing gerbils together for the amusment of several small stylized plagerists who have never been anywhere near the burnt popcorn you were saving for 'spelling bee championship wrestling night' at the local tavern where you like to divulge to the waitress your childhood dream of packing more spam than was necessary into corrugated banana crates and ship them to various eccentrics whose line of reasoning was banned due to thier toxic excretion of genetic waste that they managed to scrape off the inside of turbulant destabilizers that were left to the hier of a homophobic pancake chef from Romania who just recently sold his favorite schnitzle to the President of a very tiny nation known as "Aramiutulastinkastarchinitov" for twenty seven million cases of fromulated yak blood to provide the last vestages of lunatic wolf noodles who have been adoringly dismissed by the the squelcher of multiple flame retardants who is a plastic nose with a penchant for welding children together for the amusment of several small stylized reptillion cult leaders who have never been anywhere near the nuclear foam you were saving for 'howler monkey shaving night' at the local tomb where you like to divulge to the kindergarten class your childhood dream of somehow making it all stop but you can't?
